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  • Uterus: oh you have a completely full day of activity??
  • Me: don't
  • Uterus: and a sleepover afterwards??
  • Me:
  • Uterus: hardly any breaks??
  • Me:
  • Uterus: wouldn't it be a shame
  • Uterus: if something were to
  • Me:
  • Uterus: happen
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humansofnewyork:

“If her sister climbs, she climbs. If her sister makes a face, she makes a face. If her sister says something, she says the exact same thing.”

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stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.

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wwwbeautifullensecom:

i have never seen this much attitude in animation.

wwwbeautifullensecom:

i have never seen this much attitude in animation.

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  • Question: You love All girls except white girls 😞 - imsammarie
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    dynastylnoire:

    jonesydaking:

    prettyboyshyflizzy:

    i aint say all that, i love errybody but as far as dating

    i just love my black queens shawty but luckily there’s tons of lame self

    hating black dudes out there for u, do a twitter search for terms such as

    "eww darkskin"

    "i hate natural hair"

    "black girls are ghetto "

    "i dont like black girls"

    BUT WAIT THERE’S MOREE!!!!!!!

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    critically acclaimed hits such as

    "why don’t they wear weaves"

    but they cant make up there mind so we also have

    "why do they wear weaves"

    "white girls winning"

    and my personal favorite

    "chance the rapper makes good music"

    I wouldnt be a good salesmen if I didn’t show you the product so lets try it out

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    lets try for another result

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    ahhh here we go

    found the first 3 potential bachelors for u

    For the low low price of 3 installments of your pride and dignity

    you can be well on your way to finding u a coon black dude who loves snowflakes

    happy hunting

    and dont forget to tell em flizzy sent ya for a whopping 30 percent off the suggested retail price

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    WOW!! what a deal my heads gonna explode

    GADZOOKS!!! 

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    HOW COULD ANYONE PASS UP THIS AMAZING OFFER

    Its available for a limited only so call now

    1(888)-whitegirlswinning

    or

    our toll free number 763-thatsmyniggatshirtshalfoff

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    what are ya waiting for

    lmaooo at “Chance The Rapper makes good music”

    This post is gold

    YOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

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2damnfeisty:

rozhanitsa:

2damnfeisty:

Nobody gives the black girl mob credit for being smart as fuck. They clown but at the end of the day they are really intelligent.

And it’s not subtle at all.
Taystee is a math prodigy in addition to being well-read, Poussey is multilingual, Cindy just knows shit, Suzanne studies Shakespeare, Watson was a good student in addition to being a track star, Vee is basically an evil genius. Piper often learns the most from them; they taught her how to fight and helped translate Pennsatucky’s biblical threat.
The show flat out acknowledges the (academic) intelligence of the black inmates time and time again, but the audience collectively ignores it.

ALL OF THIS

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missjia:

wounds-2-wisdom:

fiercedeception:

I just told my mama that white people are using hot combs now 

She said ” Why? You dont need a hot comb to kill lice” 

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Me, in your girl’s dm’s

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